Democrats beat USC Trojans: An Amazing Discovery!
USC 21 Stanford 55.
That score cannot be accurate. The team with a color for a mascot and a guy in a tree costume flouncing around the sidelines cannot have given the mighty men of Troy their worst defeat ever. The Stanford Cardinal, a team that changed its mascot from "the Indians," in yet another infantile nod to notions of political correctness. Since when do teams pick mascots that they think are racist? Many teams were named the Indians in light of the athletic prowess of Jim Thorpe, an American Indian super-athlete of the last century.
That team beat the Trojans on homecoming ? How? Why?
An amazing fact has been uncovered that explains this horrific incident. Whenever Democrats are in the White House, the Trojans lose.
It may seem strange but it is a statistical fact that whenever a Republican is in the White House the Trojans have consistently dominated the PAC 10, and college football in general.
What year did George W. Bush beat that whining multimillionaire hypocrite Al Gore? 2000, and Bush was inaugurated January 20, 2001.
In 2000, with the libidinous Bill Clinton in the Oval Office, the Trojans went 5 and 7. The year featured a loss to Notre Dame to cap a 5 game losing streak. Yes, for those of you accustomed to a USC berth in a BCS Bowl the Trojans were playing like bruins.
In fact during the Clinton era, USC had an abysmal record of 65 wins and 52 losses with 3 ties. College football used to have tie games, just like soccer, or futbol, to you Stanford fans. That shameful era of American political history was a dark time for USC, with two consecutive years of five game (!) losing streaks (1999 and 2000), including multiple losing streaks to the hapless Fightin' Irish and UCLA .
During the years of Democrat domination of the executive branch, USC suffered humiliations such as loses to TCU, Fresno State and even San Diego State!
Going back to the Reagan years (when USC made national headlines for students booing the tedium of Walter "Fritz" Mondale on campus- shocking when Conservatives jeer liberals - never vice versa) and the single term of George H.W. Bush Sr, the Trojans posted a highly respectable 97 wins 40 losses and 5 ties with multiple trips to the Rose Bowl and a memorable defeat of Troy Aikman's Bruins by Rodney Peete, who played with full blown measles, in the Rose Bowl.
During the Bush-Cheney years, USC absolutely dominated college football year to year and was a few games shy of being multiple BCS National Champions.
Coincidence? I think the facts speak of an inescapable conclusion. USC needs a GOP victory to return to glory. Let the message be heard from the campus of USC and fraternity row, "Impeach Obama Now!"
Posted by elvisnixon.com at 11/16/2009 8:51 AM 
Categories: Sports, Obama
Tags: Cardinal Rose Bowl GOP Larry Smith San Diego State Pete Carroll Men of Troy USC Stanford Democrats Political Correctness.BCS Fresno State Troy Aikman Jim Thorpe Trojans Notre Dame Bill Clinton Rodney Peete PAC 10 Al Gore TCU Obama
Categories: Sports, Obama
Tags: Cardinal Rose Bowl GOP Larry Smith San Diego State Pete Carroll Men of Troy USC Stanford Democrats Political Correctness.BCS Fresno State Troy Aikman Jim Thorpe Trojans Notre Dame Bill Clinton Rodney Peete PAC 10 Al Gore TCU Obama
Well, that's one reason to explain why they lost!!!!!
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