The Obama Fairy and the Illegal Alien
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an illegal alien from Mexico
outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama
and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the
United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, with mucho,mucho of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!
-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The Obamanesty claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a
three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms
for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my
country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and --PING ! -- in
the far far distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with
a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale
neighborhood overlooking the bay.The house was overflowing withviolent and ungrateful illegal aliens.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be just like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero .
And I want to have EVERYTHING like Americans" ---and---PING!--
The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap.
outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama
and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the
United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, with mucho,mucho of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!
-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The Obamanesty claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a
three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms
for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my
country. I want to bring them all over here" --- and --PING ! -- in
the far far distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with
a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale
neighborhood overlooking the bay.The house was overflowing withviolent and ungrateful illegal aliens.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be just like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero .
And I want to have EVERYTHING like Americans" ---and---PING!--
The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap.
He again had his own teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"Ay- Yi-yi! What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Ay Caramba! Where is my new house?"
The fairy said:
"Tough , Amigo, Now that you are an American, you have to pay for yourself. ..and all the illegal aliens too!"
And she disappeared.
(submitted by ELVISNIXON fan Ralph G.)
"Ay- Yi-yi! What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Ay Caramba! Where is my new house?"
The fairy said:
"Tough , Amigo, Now that you are an American, you have to pay for yourself. ..and all the illegal aliens too!"
And she disappeared.
(submitted by ELVISNIXON fan Ralph G.)
Posted by elvisnixon.com at 4/21/2010 8:26 AM 
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Categories: illegal aliens, politics, culture
Tags: juan mcamnesty piolin america mexifornia obamas fairy obamacare magnet treason lobby az enforcement arizona immigration law tea parties against amnesty tancredo bob krentz murdered border wall obama third world protest amnesty antiamerican amnesty mexican racial war piolin amnesty obama amnesty extinguishing america mexican teeth amnesty treason luis gutierrez berlin wall obama communist wall amnesty amen corner anti amnesty illegal alien fairy obama fairy obama liar lindsey grahamnesty mexican gold teeth amnesty lobby leaf blower vote tom tancredo hero latino gangs killing black men joe wilson right obamas amnesty john mccain amnesty piolin fairy tea party amnesty obama sad berlin wall fell obamas wall john mccain liar az immigration law joe wilson told the truth mexican gangs kill black men no amnesty mexicans kill negros illegal invasion piolin illegals latino racial war against blacks treason sherrif joe hero border fence invasion usa blacks murdered by latino gangs none dare call treason obamanesty az new law illegals free teeth for illegals termites within usa humpty obama numbers usa latino gangs kill blacks alipac free dental for illegal aliens obama lied citizens died border fence saves lives obamnesty treason obama treachery
Good story.
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And pretty accurate...for a "Fairy Tale"
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