Save Time! Green Hat Trick
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I put on my GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The
whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.....

I put on my GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The
whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.
Here's the hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.....



Super idea! It reminds me of the great story about the caps with INS initials at the housing construction site, quickly scattering the illegal workers. It does seem that we citizens should have seniority at the ER, DMV and other such overrun (with illegals) places, doesn't it. Liberal nitwits propose drivers licenses for those who can't read road signs : insane move! Many are said to be illiterate in both English and Spanish. They can always find the "free" emergency room, though.
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