The Mystery of Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston has starred in yet another of her endless string of colossal box office failures.

The overly advertised film "The Switch" has performed dismally and is on its way to video.

The mystery is how this actress keeps getting promoted as a "star."
 
The megaflops, costing millions of dollars, have continued unabated. She is box office poison. Love Happens, He's Just Not That Into You, The Break Up and Friends With Money all flopped at the box office. She appeared with boyfriend of the nanosecond Gerard Butler in the Bounty Hunter earlier this year, and the presence of Mr. Butler brought up the receipts from abysmal to acceptable.

Ms. Aniston has never had a starring role in any hit movie (Marley and Me starred a golden retriever with far more talent than Aniston).

The next time you are at the grocery store check out,  notice how often the uncharismatic Aniston is featured on the cover of the trash magazines. There has not been a single week without Jennifer Aniston's vacant smile since the Quayle Vice Presidency.

She has milked her willingness to attach herself to any rising Hollywood leading man or celebrity (Pitt, John Mayer, Butler ad nauseam) who promptly drop the foul-mouthed, Streisand wannabe.

When will we enjoy an end to this waste of carbon, ink and paper?
 

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