The Robot Bartender: 2011

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot 
bartender.


The robot says, "What will you have?" 

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and

says to the man,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
space exploration and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" 

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives 
It to the man and says, 

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." 

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors. 

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
so he thinks he will try it one more time..

He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
"What will you have?" 

The guy says, 
"Martini," and the robot brings
him another great martini. 

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" 
 
The guy says, "Uh, about 50.." 
The robot leans in real close and says, 

"So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
  

 

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  • 1/6/2011 6:55 PM MM from Georgia wrote:
    Excellent points about the Demoleft and their demonizing of Social Security. Who was the last Demo who didn't claim the Repubs wanted to toss grandma and grandpa out on the street with no social security?
    Yet it is the Demos who misused, weakened and practically destroyed it. Liberals nearly always accuse others of doing what they do themselves.
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